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“Now, are YOU gonna give me a hard time about the prostate exam like your mates did?”
Frat pledge getting a check-up call from his parents.
“Yeah ma, the frat’s great so far . . . No, there’s no hazing or nothing . . . The campus outlawed all that . . . Where’d you get an idea like that anyway, ma?”
“Make sure you shave nice and smooth now . . . little boys who still get spanked DON’T have underarm hair!”
“Match it to THIS red EXACTLY!”
“Who wants to give ‘im his one to grow on!”
Ever since the bar started advertising their new rule to the local frats, they’d been getting loads more business. “Show a red butt, get a free beer”
This fella got spanked this morning for wearing shorts under his kilt . . . As you can see, he’s not making that mistake anymore.
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Those are a lot of fun