Replace the cherries and the wasp with words and lets see how amusing or erotic you can be.
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Next time he’ll do the rigging right. ;]
“Would you risk your ass for the President?”
“Excuse us, sir. We’re having a spanking contest but need a judge. Would you be willing to volunteer?”
Dad always said that if I went into his liquor cabinet without permission, I’d get a good licking. So what’s the solution? Convince the old man to go and beat my ass good and hard beforehand. Now I get to drink as much as I want!
“Hey, shut up guys! It’s not funny!”
“Getting spanked has a way of really taking the piss out of you, eh guys?”
“Man, if any of my buds knew my dad still SPANKS me, I’d never live it down!”
“Damn dude, coach got you GOOD!”
