What are they thinking?
What are Rich O’Shea and the unfortunate (would be) tuck shop raider thinking?
Replace the cherries and the wasp with words and lets see how amusing or erotic you can be.
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Boi: “OMFG, he’s gonna take the skin right off my arse with that cane! This is even worse than the time I went camping and sat on a hornet’s nest; Dad kidded me about that for weeks on end, after making me drop my jeans and bend over a tree stump so he could pull the stingers outa my butt cheeks”.
Rich: “Now here’s a lad who obviously needs a very severe lesson in behaviour and obedience to order. His bottom looks way too white – what it needs is a dozen or two well-placed tramlines. Steady on boy and take your punishment like a man!”.
Rich: “Stop your whining, boy! You begged me not to call the police after you were caught stealing from the tuck store. I think a few stripes across your bare backside instead of jail is a fair trade, don’t you?”
Boy: “Yeah, but did you have to invite the entire school to witness the caning? Man, when you’re through, my ass is going to look like the candy cane I stole!”
Rich: Your predicament is my reward. Since you love school so, I shall teach you a lesson until the sun goes down.
Boy: I wonder if he knows I got stuck on purpose?